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Wednesday, March 6th. 5th day of exile...

So, I got deported, unable to enter the States for at least 5 years. Apparently it is illegal to do a $75 commission in America, cus it's classified as work. All those long, non-existant days of going into the non-existant office to work my non-existant day job are gone. It's almost like they don't even exist anymore.

Now, me and the ladyfriend (now fiance!) gotta either spend untold riches to get a lawyer to get this fat bitch overturned, or spend untold riches to move all our stuff (SO MUCH STUFF, BRANDON!!) to Vancouver and find a new apartment. Either way, our sweet sweet untold riches, along with any plans I had for the next half decade, also don't exist anymore.

Anyways, fuck the police/free Tibet/kill whitey and all that, I'm going to go drown my woes in the thick meaty thighs of sandwiches. Here's some explodey buildings for some thing I will probably never finish.

Current Location: The Island of Elba
Current Music: the soulful shrugs of a tiny violin

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elio From: elio Date: March 6th, 2008 07:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
What an incredible story. Being honest, if I can lay a cheesy moment on you, I'm confident everything will work out in your favor. And in the future when your a monster legend being compared to Mobeus and big foot, this whole adventure will go down as folk lore that some high school student will have to write while doing an essay about you. "..and during winter of 2008, James was kicked out of America for making comics!!"

james_snacks From: james_snacks Date: March 11th, 2008 05:16 am (UTC) (Link)
I have a magic amulet that allows me to transport to any high school student writing an essay about me, so I can break a bottle of Tennessee whiskey over their head and call their mother fat.

Don't ask me how I got it, it's a secret.
From: parkas_4_kids Date: March 6th, 2008 09:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dude, that SUCKS! Sounds like a loophole in the legal system to me. I say fight it.
From: gnarlybog Date: March 6th, 2008 09:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
shit dudddeee! thats fucked up, but canada needs you.
congratsss on the other news!

ps. i saw this a few days ago on some nerd sci fi blog.
james_snacks From: james_snacks Date: March 11th, 2008 05:13 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh shit, that's awesome! I am waist deep in the nerd-core now!

Damn, this site has like 13 of my favorite things on the front page alone. GOOD FIND SIR!
larsony From: larsony Date: March 6th, 2008 09:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Life is sweet and sour, friend.

Happy congratulations to you and Marley, I hope to see you guys soon.
From: violet_hemlock Date: March 6th, 2008 10:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
this is fucked!
inkstuds From: inkstuds Date: March 7th, 2008 12:29 am (UTC) (Link)
You probably interfering in someones freedom.

Vancouver is a swell city to live in though.
richmillerart From: richmillerart Date: March 7th, 2008 12:34 am (UTC) (Link)


jamesypoo nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... well you get the idea. when you marry the marles doesnt that get you a free guy or something and cancel everything out. is b stayin with you guys now when hes not in canada? i'm so outa touch.
james_snacks From: james_snacks Date: March 11th, 2008 05:12 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: shaboygin


I thought I might get a free pass once we are married, but apparently you don't if you tell the customs officer to fuck off.

B-hound blows hobos so they let him sleep under trains when he's in Seattle, haven't you heard? You're so outta touch.

AND YEAH. Tell your Charlie friend that would be cool. My email is stokoe.james@gmail.com

When we meet again, Rich, there will be thunder and sammiches.
richmillerart From: richmillerart Date: March 7th, 2008 12:36 am (UTC) (Link)


also my pal charlie wants to interview you on his podcast indie spinner rack.
reyyy From: reyyy Date: March 7th, 2008 02:34 am (UTC) (Link)
that city looks like AMERICA!!! YU FUCKEN TERRORISTTTT!!!!!!
From: davids_life Date: March 7th, 2008 03:39 am (UTC) (Link)
Congratulations to you and Marles. Vancouver is practically part of Seattle anyways. I'm sure this whole deported thing is going to suck, but I think you guys will figure out a way around it.
royalboiler From: royalboiler Date: March 7th, 2008 09:46 am (UTC) (Link)
Hopefully when la migra learns of HOW LITTLE STUFF you've got
they'll take pity on you and let you back in.

But yeah fuck the Ho-lice!
also we need to make that drug poster still.

Poozer till I die!!
james_snacks From: james_snacks Date: March 11th, 2008 05:07 am (UTC) (Link)
Bitch, I just spent the last ten minutes on the phone arguing with Marley about how all our Stuff won't fit on one U-Haul!

Drug poster is go. I need to get to Vancouver soon, but I gots some bills to pay first... Stuff-tax and all that.

royalboiler From: royalboiler Date: March 11th, 2008 11:18 am (UTC) (Link)

at the foot of a moocha empire

I was trying to convince marley that all of your stuff was actually her stuff thus nul-en-vouge-ing you having any stuff.

Free your mind.....and your stuff will follow!

and yeah sweet vancover trips, I gotta go talk to La migra now about moving up here so I can make moochas.
From: astrobrain Date: March 7th, 2008 02:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
So some fuckin awesome news was tainted by some shitty news.
(engagement being the awesome, banishment being the shitty just to be clear)

But Im with Elio - its gonna work out. Just keep your head up and doin what your doin!
From: (Anonymous) Date: March 8th, 2008 11:03 am (UTC) (Link)
is it wrong that your pain brings me happiness?

hmm. I'm mailing you something soon.

-Carter J Burke.
From: (Anonymous) Date: January 7th, 2011 09:56 pm (UTC) (Link)

pronunciation of Stokoe

Mr. Stokoe:

This is Charles Harrington Elster, pronunciation editor for Wordnik.com. I've been asked by one of our users how your last name is pronounced. I'd be grateful if you'd enlighten me: orthoepist@gmail.com. Thanks.
From: (Anonymous) Date: April 8th, 2011 11:36 am (UTC) (Link)

NATO takes over command of military operations in Libya

[b]NATO is taking over command of military operations in Libya from coalition forces, world media reported Sunday.[/b]

The UN Security Council imposed the no-fly zone over Libya on March 17, along with ordering "all necessary measures" to protect civilians from Muammar Gaddafi's attacks on rebel-held towns.

The 28 NATO ambassadors met on Sunday to decide on further military plans in Libya.

The United States transfers command for a no-fly zone over Libya to NATO, while coalition forces will continue to protect civilian population from attacks by Gaddafi forces.

The military operation in Libya, codenamed Odyssey Dawn, has been conducted so far jointly by 13 states, including the United States, Britain and France.

NATO members decided on Thursday to assume responsibility for the enforcement of a no-fly zone in Libya, but could not agree on taking full command of all military operations in the country.

Meanwhile, leaders of the 27 European Union states on Thursday issued a statement saying the EU stood ready to assist in building a new Libya "in cooperation with the United Nations, the Arab League, the African Union and others."

MOSCOW, March 27 (RIA Novosti)

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