So, I got deported, unable to enter the States for at least 5 years. Apparently it is illegal to do a $75 commission in America, cus it's classified as work. All those long, non-existant days of going into the non-existant office to work my non-existant day job are gone. It's almost like they don't even exist anymore.
Now, me and the ladyfriend (now fiance!) gotta either spend untold riches to get a lawyer to get this fat bitch overturned, or spend untold riches to move all our stuff (SO MUCH STUFF, BRANDON!!) to Vancouver and find a new apartment. Either way, our sweet sweet untold riches, along with any plans I had for the next half decade, also don't exist anymore.
Anyways, fuck the police/free Tibet/kill whitey and all that, I'm going to go drown my woes in the thick meaty thighs of sandwiches. Here's some explodey buildings for some thing I will probably never finish.
What an incredible story. Being honest, if I can lay a cheesy moment on you, I'm confident everything will work out in your favor. And in the future when your a monster legend being compared to Mobeus and big foot, this whole adventure will go down as folk lore that some high school student will have to write while doing an essay about you. "..and during winter of 2008, James was kicked out of America for making comics!!"
I have a magic amulet that allows me to transport to any high school student writing an essay about me, so I can break a bottle of Tennessee whiskey over their head and call their mother fat.
jamesypoo nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... well you get the idea. when you marry the marles doesnt that get you a free guy or something and cancel everything out. is b stayin with you guys now when hes not in canada? i'm so outa touch.
Congratulations to you and Marles. Vancouver is practically part of Seattle anyways. I'm sure this whole deported thing is going to suck, but I think you guys will figure out a way around it.
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NATO takes over command of military operations in Libya
[b]NATO is taking over command of military operations in Libya from coalition forces, world media reported Sunday.[/b]
The UN Security Council imposed the no-fly zone over Libya on March 17, along with ordering "all necessary measures" to protect civilians from Muammar Gaddafi's attacks on rebel-held towns.
The 28 NATO ambassadors met on Sunday to decide on further military plans in Libya.
The United States transfers command for a no-fly zone over Libya to NATO, while coalition forces will continue to protect civilian population from attacks by Gaddafi forces.
The military operation in Libya, codenamed Odyssey Dawn, has been conducted so far jointly by 13 states, including the United States, Britain and France.
NATO members decided on Thursday to assume responsibility for the enforcement of a no-fly zone in Libya, but could not agree on taking full command of all military operations in the country.
Meanwhile, leaders of the 27 European Union states on Thursday issued a statement saying the EU stood ready to assist in building a new Libya "in cooperation with the United Nations, the Arab League, the African Union and others."
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